i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a lockerthe truth is out obama
the first rule of supernatural is that you do not trust anyone in supernatural
the second rule of supernatural is that you DO NOT trust ANYONE in SUPERNATURAL
but he’s so hot can’t i just trust him for a little bit
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
how did this happen
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD
are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
guys, it sounds like episode 4 is going to be set in the bunker the entire time
that means we might get to see other rooms for scene changes
SAMMY’S ROOM PLEASE
What about the kitchen, with Dean cooking?